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  • Date of Birth? 30
  • Sexual Status: straight single man
  • Images: 5 Public

Latest Status: Military man lookin for some fun.

City: Abilene, Texas

Bio: Well at the age of 14 i ritualistically shaved my testicles. Wait sorry i was thinking about austin powers. Well actualy I am in the military and have been for about 2 years now. Its great iv'e been all over the world and seen things and know things normal people arent allowed to know. Its a fun life. I grew up in hamilton ohio where i lived for 17 years then i moved to middletown and lived with my aunt. I still go back and visit every year at least twice. I am stationed in Abilene Tx. (Dyess Air Force Base) My job AFSC is 3c0x1 (communications computer systems opperations apprenctice). I love making people laugh it is the greatest feeling in the world. I have a southern accent. I will do anything to cheer someone up because why cry when it is so beautiful to smile. I am a tall goofy bastard and if you don't like it then thats your problem cause i am not going to change for anyone. I have a very strong inner babe. I love making people laugh till there sides hurt, piss there pants or they are laughing so hard they can't breathe. I know when to be serious but i love laughing and having a great time. I don't do drugs. I have goals. I am intelligent. I love meeting new people. I drink occasionally. I love . I hope to have 2 of my own someday. And of course the key to my heart is laughter.

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