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  • Date of Birth? 55
  • Sexual Status: straight single man

Latest Status: Wackky in the Head, Wackky in Bed

City: Arlington, Virginia

Bio: Me 47y/o, separated, 6'2", 270#, Blond/grey hair, blue-green eyes, ruggedly goodlooking wacky sense of humor A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any crackers?" The bartender says "No". Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any crackers?" Bartender says "No". Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any crackers?" Bartender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before the answer is no! If you ask that one more time I'll nail your bill shut!" Duck walks out. Duck comes back the next day and asks, "Got any nails?" Bartender says "No". Duck says, "Good. Got any crackers?"

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