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  • Date of Birth? 45
  • Sexual Status: straight single man
  • Images: 4 Public

Latest Status: I CAN and WILL help with those strange urges!

City: Germantown, Wisconsin

Bio: I have a wicked sense of humor, very blue eyes and a nice build. Willing to learn, willing to teach! BTW, the extra pics are of my SISTERS wedding. No I am not from Alabama!I actually look much better in person, not very photo worthy. I love animals(Not that way sicko!), have two chubby cats, and otherwise live alone. Very fun to party with, have alot of crazy stories to tell, you will always laugh with me! I am kind of a sexual Tyrannasauras if you know what I mean, LOVE to EAT! I can make almost anything out of anything, If were're ever lost on HedonismIII, I can make shelter, provide food, run around naked..(I can sew, but I would rather..well, you know,RUN AROUND NAKED!!) Let me know what your into, I CAN and WILL help!)

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