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• Date of Birth? 55
• Sexual Status: straight single man
• Images: 1 Public

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Latest Status: It takes me an entire hour to eat a peach!

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City: Ogden, Utah

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Bio: I am an absolutely delectable man with incredible tastes in women. So why would I need a profile on SexSearch, its simple. Its because I have a monstrous shlong and it needs regular exercise. How big is it? I often wonder if a wheelbarrow might be necessary when taking long walks. Its so big I must wear baggy pants to drape it down the pantleg. I can only use full length urinals that reach to the floor. While wearing shorts on windy days, I use it as a tripod. My tracks in the snow look like I am dragging a club. I use three skis to slush down the hill. Ladies if you're interested, it might be best to bring a friend. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration recommends against lifting more than 50 lbs without assistance. While it qualifies as a "wild animal," I have been able to domesticate this animal and teach it few tricks. So have no fear, it doesn't bite and it loves to be petted.