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  • Date of Birth? 37
  • Sexual Status: straight single man
  • Images: 3 Public

Latest Status: Something Wicked This Way Comes

City: Orlando, Florida

Bio: Though I may come off as nonchalant, it's all acting, I'm actually just faking it until I make it. Once people get to know me they realize that I'm a total dork, which is alright, I'm in touch with my inner dork. I can wax intellectual on movies and music, and can bullshit my way through conversations on politics, spirituality, and the inner most workings of life itself. I enjoy smelling good, making people uncomfortable by openly talking about "Rubbing one out", trying to pick up girls at I-Bar/Bloating my liver on $2 well drinks, throwing down at "The Park", and renting Foreign Films from Stardust. Most if not all of my friends are affiliated with FullSail or should I say Full Scam(Don't mind my jealous talk). I on the other hand work a decent job that I hate for I find no passion in working for "The Man". In my ideal world I'd be perpetually away from sobriety, airbrushing murals during the day, and acting in porno movies under the alias Giovanni Rubeasy at night.

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